Funky Trunks – Event Horizon – Boys Sidewinder Trunks

Event Horizon

Boys Sidewinder Trunks

Lifes pretty simple when youre a swimsuit, especially when youre me. Ive wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.

• Ive got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
• Compared to my other trunk friends, Im a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and Ill go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming.
• Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
• Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

Aside from tackling global poverty or reversing decades of human-led environmental damage, its important for billionaires to spend billions of their loose change on really important stuff, like flying into space and flying back again. So being aspiring billionaires ourselves, weve decided to focus on flying into a black hole. First step make the suit to wear on the rocket. Second step, design a build the rocket to fly 1,600 light years to get there. Step 1 complete.

This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.