Funky Trunks – Perfect Teeth – Boys Sidewinder Trunks

Perfect Teeth

Boys Sidewinder Trunks

Lifes pretty simple when youre a swimsuit, especially when youre me. Ive wound up my sides to give you 12cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.

• Ive got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
• Compared to my other trunk friends, Im a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and Ill go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
• The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

Everyone is getting into cosmetic surgery these days and having completed an online application we are now fully qualified surgeons. To celebrate we are including Hollywood dentures and botox vials with our swimwear so you can get healthy on the inside while you exercise, and then attempt to look healthy on the outside once youve finished. Buy now and well strap you into our surgeons chair for free to work out what we can do with a scalpel so you can wake up looking insta-ready.